Shit pretentious .... I work with events and my main priority is customer satisfaction and guarantee of a fun happy night out. Merah I felt left out, took important clients there and they were very rude to two of my clients as they were dressesd more casual. Luckily my young good looking rich clients said if their friends couldn't come in, the whole group would leave the club.... As they knew we would spend a lot they let everyone in..... Of course we lost the excitement and decided to leave.... Went Maddox where I know the manager and we had a wicked time. Will never go back to Merah and even worst take clients or friends there

i used to go to Mearh a lot. it was very glamour and elite. i went twice recently,and had a bad experience both times. the place has become messy and old and most of the people there were quite trashy. sorry merah, i have crossed you off my list for good.

Merah is joke! After reading all the negative reviews I spoke directly to Charlotte S who does guest list for the club. I wanted to celebrate my 27th on the 6th Nov and explained we are not a bunch of kids and what do we need to do to have hassle free entry to the club and avoid being treated funny at the door. She said just make sure you meet the dress code and arrive early. So we did, all glammed up. It was meant to be free for girls before 11pm. We arrived at 10pm, there was a queue outside and bouncers kept telling us it will open in 10min (3 times!) Then at 11pm they started letting some people in and obviously charging girls as well cos it's past 11! The guy at the door said 'it's business' and didn't give a damn people were queuing for over an hour! Seeing all this we decided to leave that place for our own respect, went to Embassy instead and had a great night! And also, according to Charlotte, people who write negative reviews - do that to vent their anger because they weren't allowed in as they didn't dress properly or some other reason. I can tell you, it's not the case this time - we wanted a glam night out with our long legged model girls in ysl shoes. So avoid Merah unless you have patience and want to risk to be treated like rubbish for the service you're paying for! ;)

I went for my birthday on the 2nd of October, and had the worst night of my life! We had a table in the club and were planning to spend alot of money. At 11.30 all the power shut down and we were left sitting in darkness with no music and no information on what was going on. We were then told half an hour later that due to a power cut we all to get the hell out. No apology was given and we not offered any other options. I had alot of friends waiting outside all the bouncers were so rude and all the boys were not refunded there £20 door charge! I go out in london all the time and must say that I will never go to Merah again. The lack of service was horrid and the staff have no idea on how to run a westend club. Worst night ever! Please do not waste your time or money to go somewhere which has no managment skills and no graces.

3 of us went for my birthday yesterday. The door manager asked what guestlist we were on, we told her. She looked us up and down and said, "to my discretion I am not letting you in", then stormed off!! We thought she was joking at first! The manager, bouncers and promoters were all cool to let us in, except for her. I definitely won't be going back there anytime soon!!

club was amazing but only if you don't slip on the slipper floor and cut your hand or get any injury. i cut my hand an no one helped even when there were 4 bouncers next to me. and when they said go to cloak room for first aid they told me to get out. went outside and no one who worked there helped nor thought to call an ambulance, and hand to pay for my own cab to the hospital.

i got 6 stitches and the club didn't help me one bit, looking to have a word with the manager come Wednesday. please ensure you stay safe in there because they don't seem to care about peoples health, only there wallet.

the only thing they gave me where tissues and get out sign.

Went on Friday for the first time with a group of friends and we had an amazing time. Jls were also there - they're so hot!

Terrible club, Worst I've ever been to in a long time.

Not only was the music dire the atmosphere was so uptight and dull I wanted to fall asleep.

I don't understand what people mean by the "elite" There is nothing elite about anyone who goes there, They're all completely boring people who live boring lives trying to look pretty which isn't hard.

It is nice not to have drunken idiots all around you but its also nice to have people with a little spark of life and not the worlds most stuck-up, dry and lifeless people.

The design is terrible, its ugly and the bar is in a really bad place. The music is generic and dull. This isn't a good club so avoid it at all costs unless you like idea of being surrounded by people who are more boring to talk to than a brick wall.

The only one good thing was the high class drugs you can buy quite freely there, The cocaine was flowing and everyone was sniffing it up like gold dust.