That statement by ' anonymous ' was probably written by one of the Tap Room male gossips , of which there are three team leaders , all with a paunch full of baked beans, which eventually cascades from their spotty ailing sphincters, to block the latrine up with a mound a Camel would be proud of. They are men with a high opinion of themselves only qualified by the voluminous expanse they carry above their bacon necks. One likes to write garbage to the local paper , and makes a point of letting all the Rooks know about it , another swills ale by the hod to alleviate his putrefying halitosis and the last one being so insignificant mumbles incoherent bile to the amusement of few. I , on the other hand , entertain them all with an urbane hospitality blanketed by the detritus I put in their beer. They think they are smart when in reality they are just sad lonely old soaks. - Report